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Dan Vs. PregnancyDan Vs. PregnancyDan Vs. Pregnancy by ~Daggr
"Dan...Dan. Wake up Dan," Elise says, poking Dan in the eye. Dan swats at her, then turns over. Elise pulls the blankets off of Dan's bed, waking him in the process. He hits the floor with a solid thud. "What was that for?!" Dan yells, standing up in his usual "JERK" T-shirt and boxers. "Don't you know not to wake me up at-" He looks at the clock. "8:31 in the morning? I wake up on a Saturday at 9 a.m. sharp." "Good to see you too, Dan," Elise says sarcastically. "What do you want?" "Do you want to be a godfather?" Elise asks. "Which one? The Mafia type of the rightful owner of a chil-" Dan stops right there, realizing what
Dead Woman Part 2Within fifteen minutes of returning home, I eat whatever I can from my fridge. "Didn't know ghosts ate?" Cody says, playing one of his video games. "They can, but it doesn't go to your tighs, your never hungry again, and you don't puke," I say, sitting down, "But you still have to shit." "Ha, never thought that happen." The door bell rings. "I'm starting to like that look on you." "Thanks." I stop before I open the door. "Maybe you shouls open the door." I run back as Cody gets up, and opens the door. "Hogie," Cody says, letting them in. I know this is because I'm sticking my head through the wall. "So, why did you want?" Trisha says, sittingDead Woman Part 2 by ~Daggr
Dead WomanMy eyes open from sudden shock, and I lurch up. I look down at a body, just like mine. "What the Hell?" My head is in solid ground. I scream, and start climbing up out fo the ground. "Who am I? What am I?" I climb out, my head sticking out into the cold and raining night. I turn and read a tombstone. "Crystal Morningstar, April 1990- March 2012. I'm dead. I'm dead." I put my hand over my mouth and start to cry. I remember everything. My parents were hippies, I'm an only child, and my parents died a month before I did. I remember my death like it was yesterday. Some idiot on the freeway crashed into me, knocking me off a birdge. My body was unDead Woman by ~Daggr
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